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Author
The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old
and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
Reality
The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
Not that it really looks drastically different. Just about 3 inches shorter.
Anyway, for those eager to know what my mp3 player looks like, here it is.
Doesn't it look pretty? It's not that nice in reality. The back is a shiny, grey (typical) metal. And it's actual size is about that in the pic, which is quite tiny. It has a big head, aka screen. And I'm happy :).
And I need to do my lit essay now. So I shall blog when I've actually done at least the intro. I have to do this so I will actually START the essay.
7:19 PM