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The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
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just came back home from the maths whatever extra class thingy, so shall relax a little n update. changed my blog music! so glad... lolx. anway, mrs ng was late for skl today, prob was stuck in the toilet bowl or something... bet jm wld kill me for this, for i have just broken her heart by saying that her beloved mommy was stuck in the toilet bowl. lolx. anway, she sorta ignored me again for the whole day... tt's gd rite? i m just this little pipsqueak that she wont even lift her glorious hand to swat this little irritating fly away from the great one. i m being sarcastic again... as usual. loads of people didnt do that Wilfred Owen thingy... including me. spent the whole of yesterday playing comp n watching tv... only rmbered abt it at abt 10 oclock? n it's like my brains r alreadi far far away in dreamland... so decided to do it b4 skl 2dae, but i dun reach skl tt early, resulting in me half-completeing it only. at least i made the effort to do it yeah? lolx. she was sorta pissed with all of us... didnt give a damn. was sleeping during her lesson, as usual... did that dunno what transposing of text types thingy AGAIN. how many times have we done it??? lolx... then was geog. went through self-tests. didnt copy down much.. my attention span on this kinda stuff is really short. gave up halfway... think i m short sighted. cldnt c what was on the OHP during geog... arrgh! tt's y i gave up... then was science. everyone, congratulate me! i managed to do that ques on heat capacity!!! lolx... didnt know how i got it, but i did... xr cldnt get it, so i was helping her... the tchers had contact time. xr n i were like saying even if we danced arnd the whole skl, there wont b anyone to humiliate us even if we wore those pink leotards or something outside the eng staffrm. lolx... went back to class after grabbing some food from the canteen. zeena n sera were waiting outside the class when we went back after going to the lab... both of them were reading sophie's world. the grand witches meeting was still on, so decided to watch out for the witches... lolx. it's similar to the bk roald dahl wrote. "the witches". told xr long long ago... lolx. then the contact time ended, n we had to go back into class. had that gruelling ting xie again... 2dae is the last lesson with all the tchers. sigh... dunno whether i wld ever have another lesson with them again. then ITE, ms ang wasnt in skl, so we got to do whatever we wanted to do. changed the blog music at that time. lolx... the rest of the pple were busily mugging away. then had maths... ms yeo was rather emotional 2dae... kept saying it was the last lesson n stuff. then we had to rearrange tables, n somehow since after ITE, i felt sorta depressed that it was the last lesson... sounds like the last supper. like it's on thurs also. lolx... tml is good friday. i m insane... kindly ignore me. then kept telling xr that i was kinda sad that it was the last lesson.. she must have been tempted to call the mental hospital. lolx. then had that maths thingy, then came home. ok, gtg. bb!
5:43 PM
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
gawd.. i m dying of stress here. shall talk abt the interesting day in sch. miraculously, mrs ng came early today... n it's like the gestapo told her something... so it's like when xr told me that she was here, i was like look, n she looked at me at the same time, so it's like we stared at each other for a while in the eye, then we turned away... so freaky... then she walked to the front.. n she told xr something... her dear icky wicky xr... lolx. then she sorta ignored me for the whole morning... was so glad. including silent reading, which is rather rare that she ignores me... forgot what she was talking abt, but rmb that i cldnt read with her incessant clucking. i m being damn disrespectful here, but wellx... so it's like maths was in the LT, n we were rather late for lit in the conference rm. lolx. n it's like the other class wasnt there yet, so it's like we were shouting abt how miraculous it was that we were still earlier than them, when the truth is that they werent coming... lolx. so it's like xr wanted to sit at a table sorta alone bcoz the rest werent here yet, but i refused... didnt wanna b isolated, so went to join her descendants. n it's like there wasnt anymore space bsides the one rite infront of mrs ng, so poor me had no choice but to sit there... n it's like i was tortured... didnt dare look at her... was sorta freaked out. then she was talking abt concrete pple when she asked where beck was.. haha. then it's like she was talking abt the personal truth n it's like she glared at me... I M INNOCENT!!! lolx... no use saying that i m innocent... she will torture me until i plead guilty for a crime i nvr purposefully commited.. i just made CASUAL remarks abt her... nothing vicious or anything... lolx. so it's like was rather embarrassed... mortified. then we didnt have many ques to ask abt the alchemist, n i was terribly bored... so was she. i was like tapping my foot on the ground... n she was like sorta staring at me... oppx. but i was indeed rather bored. shld i sae EXTREMELY bored? lolx... then it's like i have this swiss army knife attached to my pencil case, so it's like there is a pair of scissors, n shiru was like saying that i need trimming.. n i was like go cut her*points to mrs ng* hair if u want... then it's like immediately regreted it... then she was like talking abt the something sera asked, n it's like she was asking what it was abt, n i was telling sai that it was abt that everything has it's own destiny, then she elaborated n talked abt alchemy just as i was abt to say it, so was like telling sai that metal(forgot it was lead...) shld b metal, n gold shld b gold. then it's like sai was like "u sure or not?" then i was like "yes..." then sharon said something like what i said, then i was like "see?" *pulls face at sai* then sai was like "okok...". hehe... was freezing like crazy in the conference rm. then it's like we had to do some text transformation thingy, n mrs ng was like telling our grp "u ought to b doing ur work n not making vile remarks abt me..." what the! i dun rack my brains to think of ways to insult u... it just comes as naturally as how u insult n humiliate me. lolx. then it's like she was talking to xr's grp for a while, then she came over. it's like she talked to us abt loads of things, n shiru n gang gave her an updated version of "baboon says..." lolx. then i was like humiliated again. grrr... after that, it's like melaksa n i started discussing abt comps, n i was telling her that pentium 5 was coming out soon, n we were like talking abt loads of different stuff. abt comps. lolx. then it's like the bell rang, n i went to join xr. then it's like we went down to the maths staffrm as we had something to ask ms yeo, n i was telling xr abt pentium 5. so we were like talking abt comps n stuff, n mrs ng was behind... didnt give a damn. then asked ms yeo, then went off. most of the jap girls went of to revise in the lib. so lucky... they missed ting xie. i miserably failed mine, but refused to do gai zheng, but niu lao shi caught me... arrgh. so embarrassing... then science. was damn sleepy... but managed to do the science stuff on time. except for a few ques... then pccg. at first, mrs ng said that the tchers had to go for some pccg meeting or something like that, so xr, sars n i were elated.... then she came back, n we were like shit... she talked abt her family n stuff. didnt listen to most of it. did the geog pass yr paper. then we had to do spring cleaning... mr tan was like doing a mime... so i was telling xr that mayb he swallowed a pong pong fruit or something... lolx. we didnt care until that mdm dai came. xr n i started laughing... we were talking abt her. lolx. then we had to start... had no choice. xr n i cleared the bins, n the noticeboard n stuff... then poor sheena had to move all her stuff back home. mrs ng was sitting there relaxing all the whole while... then mr tan came back, n they started chatting. lolx. then he went off... jy told me how mr tan wld finger check the class, n i was like "ok, he can go die of asthma..." lolx. then it's like the class was so dusty... was telling xr y singapore was sinking. lolx. then it's like helped sheena... was asking sheena jokingly abt whether she wanted me to help her buy a coffin... bcoz she said she was gonna die. then mrs ng was like "thank u" to me... come on... i wasnt even talking to u... she must b insane or something, talking to herself. nvm... mayb she wasnt talking to me... went off rather late. then xr n i ate in the canteen, then we saw a couple of tchers, including mrs ng.. she was on the phone. we passed each other by a pillar... it's like when she was walking into the canteen, we were leaving it. she sat somewhere near where we sat... then i wanted to buy green tea, n saw poor melaksa n yimin sitting there infront of mrs ng.. lolx. was laughing at them. normal of me to gloat at pple. then bought my drink n walked off. was gloating over melaksa n yimin by saying how mrs ng sitting bhind them was an omen... haha. when we were abt to go up the stairs, yimin n laksa came running after us... then yimin returned me my hp pouch!!! yay! lolx... mrs ng bought a drink from the drink stall, which looked suspiciously like green tea... then jy, xr n i went to the lib. mrs ng was bhind. then when we rounded the bend at the lib, saw mrs ng shouting at us or something... then when i turned arnd again, she wasnt there... weird. mayb i m hallucinating... lolx. then returned my bk, n went to the comp lab. then wanted to call ms lye out to ask her something, but cldnt find the entrance of the science staffrm... then asked niu lao shi something... when we walked past the eng staffrm to the lib, saw mrs ng talking to mr paul tan on the sofa. i looked in, n she was looking out... freaky. 2nd time our eyes met like without any notice or anything.. was so freaky. then read reader's digest in the lib. xr called me halfway n told me that she saw mrs ng jay walking on the main rd in a desperate attempt to get a cab, but she failed... haha. anyway, gtg alreadi... gdbye!
6:20 PM
Thursday, September 23, 2004
yoz pple!just came back from a bloody hell damn horrible day at skl.got humiliated so many times... let me talk abt it here.
First thing in the morning, the gestapo turned me in again. but what's new? gdness... got sorta irritated by someone b4 skl started. shant divulge who though. then was the elections. xr n i innocently thought that there was silent reading, so we walked rite up to the 4th floor n into the classrm. we were so exhasusted... lolx. then it's like mrs ng came walking along with jm. behind us. then i was talking abt how xr's shoelaces coming out in the morning n how mrs ng walking behind us was an omen... n she was like get your alchemist n throw it into the bin n nvr touch it again. we were pretending that she wasnt there... lolx. then she went "xinrong, jolene..." then we were like o shit... she had finished her friendly conversation with jm, so it's like our turn to go to the gallows... then she went "where is 1/8?" then xr stared at me, n i stared back, n we were like thinking "how wld we know..." then xr said that they were in the hall(duh...). lolx. then it's like we carried on walking, n she asked me something but i cldnt hear very clearly over the din the crowd was making. then she was like sorta cornering me... coz xr ran away... then it's like on my right was the railing, on the left was her, infront n behind i was sandwiched btwn people... so it's like strained to hear what she said, n she was like "what did u say abt me?" then i was like "the gestapo must have turned me in..." then she was like "the gestapo?" then i was like ya... then she was like "u said that if i was your pet in my past life, you wld have abused me until i died..." then i was like "i didnt!!!" then xr came back, n she was like raised her hand, n in fact she was like waving to us... tot she wanted to smack me. lolx. she left on the 3rd floor, like fortunately... lolx. had the stupid elections for student councillor... voted for 3 only. xr n i were like critisizing them like mad... it's all the same. then it's like the tcher was like if u care to have a part in the skl's leadership... lolx. ended up reading solitaire mystery after all the tchers left. didnt care abt the crap that they said. lolx. recess. had early recess. lolx. jiaying n i came up with the fact that xr is mrs ng's illegitimate son, n eun was like "yuckx..." then we were damn surprised, for everyone thinks that eun loves mrs ng... but she doesnt. weird rite? nvm... then had some talk by the popcorn grp... lolx. was sorta boring, but had to stick with it... was late, so didnt sit with the class. called eun, n she said that they were in the middle, but we didnt bother to go there. lolx. then had no time for spring cleaning... so it's like ran up to dump stuff, then ran down again. checked the LEAPS thingy... if i knew we werent getting points for the CO concert, i wldnt have volunteered to miss recess, get gastrics n more chances of chronic back illnesses... idiotic. felt so stupid... then ran off after the thingy. suddenly outside the english staffrm, someone said hi to me... i spun arnd, then it's like ms teo was there... didnt know she was in skl, so jaw sorta dropped down... was damn tempted to huh at her, but wellx... then she was like how r u? then i was like ok... then she was like u all playing ah? then i was like no... we just finished checking the CCA stuff... then she was like oh... carry on playing... i was like dotx... nvm. ran back to class... saw eun n karene, n recounted this to them. then they were like "ms teo dao us one lar.." then i was like she doesnt dao anyone... then they were like she doesnt dao u lar... manx. nvm... told pui n she was elated. then xr n i wanted to go coro, but at the library xr rmbered that she wanted to fotocopy some stuff... so decided to eat in skl. ate my popcorn for lunch. with a cinnamon bun n green tea as well... then spent more than 1hr fotocopying the stuff. ate a lollipop in the library. lolx. then xr was speaking damn loudly, n some pple in the library told her off. hahaha. so funny.. then she used up her whole card, n we had to go buy a new one. met beck. she fotocopied some also... then we decided to sit outside the english staffrm n innocently do our wk while waiting for the tchers to come out so that we cld demand the ans keys from them. sat there for abt half n hr, then heard the oncoming stampede. as my back was facing the staircase, cld only rely on xr to tell me... then mrs ng came first,so xr asked her for ans key. then she was like "i dont have it... but i will check it for you?" then we were like ok... then she was like took my pencil case n dumped it on top of xr's flying papers... must go wash my pencil case with detergent later. lolx. then she was like "jolene, you shld stop calling me names as i m so helpful.." i retorted back, saying i was innocent... then mr tang, mrs janet ng n someone else came along, n mrs ng was so nice as to hold the door for them n spread some malicious gossip abt "those 2 chao(smelly in ahsoh lang) siao muggers staying back until now to do wrk..." then it's like mr tang is my elective tcher, n it's like he makes fun of me practically every lesson... abt the dark eyebags thingy, n he was like "aiyo, you all ought to go back n sleep.." i was blushing... then that mrs janet ng was like "u all shldnt study so hard..." omg lorx... mrs ng was gloating over us, laughing away... then xr was like "it's all your fault" at me... n i was like "what?! y is it my fault?" then she was like "bcoz mrs ng wanted to get back at you for calling her names". then she stood up n towered over me, but i m like MUCH taller than her, so stood up n towered over her instead. at that critical moment, ms ong walked past, n i was like planted my ass on the chair immediately... then xr turned arnd, n did the same.. lolx. then ms teo n ms choo came down the stairs, n xr was like wave at her. then i was like turn arnd, n then wave. lolx. then we heard some *familiar* laughter from the staffrm, n it's like we started laughing. then xr saw ms yeo going home, n it's like my turn to ask ms yeo, so it's like no choice, chased her until downstairs, somewhere at the lift... lolx. ms yeo was looking very amused at us... lolx. went back up, then sat down there. after that, niu lao shi came out, n xr was like niu lao shi, ni you mei you zhe ge*points* kao juan de da an? then lao shi was like wo xian zai yao hui jia, bu yao wen wo wen ti... then it's like she said she wld check for us.. lolx. then ms teo came out with the npcc tcher, n i was like wave... lolx. then the other mrs ng came out, n she was like "aiyo, u r all sec 1s only... shld just go home n relax more..." then she was like "you waiting for transport ah?" then i was like ya... then she was like orh... then xr was like there is still 1 more person to come out... then mrs ng came out. xr, shut ur big fat mouth next time. then i was like glare at her, then mrs ng came over... "u shld just go home now..." then xr was like "we r waiting for transport..." then she was like who is waiting for transport? then xr was like jolene... then she was like "what abt u?" then i chipped in, saying xr was waiting for her 'mommy'... n xr was like "dun listen to her crap..." hahaha. lolx. then went off... escorted xr to the bus stop. saw mrs ng in a taxi... i was like gawd... then 174 came, n xr left. i rmbered that we forgot to off the fan, so went up, but a kind soul had alreadi helped us off it. so wellx... then went to wait for mom at the boarding skl... saw mr alex teo n ms ang leaving together... they were having a friendly conversation n laughing away, then i was like look up from my bk... mr teo saw me, then walked off... then he turned arnd n said "shu ning, ni zhen me zhe me wan hai mei hui jia?" then i was like "wo zai deng wo mama lai jie wo..." then he was like "zhe me wan ah?" then i was like uhhuh... then he was like eating a lollipop, so he shrugged then walked off with ms ang. he rmbered my name!!! anyway, gonna start on my hw alreadi. bb!
5:59 PM
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
recently just realised that mrs ng's lessons r dead n darn boring. been sleeping during her lessons this few weeks... lolx. this morning, i decided to stand at the front for assembly with xr. btw, yesterday i tried incessantly to email those pple with hotmail or yahoo accnts n somehow, they all didnt receive the email... but xr's mommy received it... she amazingly came b4 assembly today... n i was standing infront.. then xr was narrating some chess stuff to me, n she was staring at us as usual... then i innocently tried to shut up, n she was like "yes jolene, what did u say abt me?" then i tot of the email, but it's like so many pple didnt receive it... so it's like i tot she didnt too. then i was like nothing... n she chose to stand next to me... n as usual, i didnt say the pledge or sing the national anthem. just b4 the national anthem started playing, some 1/4 girls made a din n mrs ng turned arnd, looking damn irritated n xr n i started giggling. luckily the anthem started playing, so she didnt have a chance to scold us n clean forgot abt it after the anthem. lolx. xr, mind u. i WASNT delighted when she stood bside me... shall use paragraphing.
the first thing she said during reading period after the gestapo(meaning sars n gang)turned me in to her... dunno what they said, but m 100% sure it wasnt anything gd...) was a thank you to me for calling her an old hag. when she said my name, i was like what did i do... then the first tot that came to me was the email, then was the gestapo... but shrugged it off after being so darn engrossed in my bk. then when she said abt the sophie's world thingy, i was like "what?! i m reading a bk by the same author!" but fortunately, it wasnt very loud... or hitler wld have executed me(gestapo n hitler...). lolx.
then was science. was like sorta bored... read my bk. then rmbered that i forgot to hand in some w/s, so rushed through them during the lesson. then was ITE. had loads of troubles trying to upload my stuff... had too many files as well. deleted my hamtaro one... was so sad. lolx. then xr was happily listening away to her qilixiang while i was struggling away trying to upload my site. lolx.
we were sorta darn late for lit... wanted to bet with xr that she was inside alreadi, but xr didnt want to... n true enuf, she was inside... then the rest of the class started sauntering in, n she got rather pissed off during lit, calling us stupid n stuff, n expecting some of us to b vulnerable enuf to burst out into tears... was darn boring. slept through the lesson.. i confirmed my worst suspicions when she said "xinrong, why dun you ans this ques? the genius xinrong... according to jolene." i was like omg... then xr was glaring at me... after the lesson, xr tried to kill me, but her mommy was there, so she didnt dare to commit murder. went to eat... like brought my storybk down as xr had to go c her mommy for some lit essay organisation probs... then she was talking to seeting, n so xr n i struck up a nice conversation until seeting was done, then xr was called in for her dental appointment...continued reading. then mrs ng was like "jolene, why are you hiding there?" then i was like "i m reading..." then she was like "xinrong is done alreadi, you all can go" then xr was like stare at her, then stare at me, then go off... n mrs ng was like "jolene, you dont need to send malicious emails abt me rite?" then my first reaction was "i didnt!" then she was like stare... was so intimidated... so was like "i did...". manx... xr was gloating over me as usual...
CME. darn boring lesson again... did some rather ok-ish w/s... lolx. chi was also boring... was writing karene's autograph bk. then pccg. the thing that got me into trouble... was like so damn damn damn (have i said damn?) mundane... mrs ng was obviously putting on a front.. like we nvr touched the bk b4... lolx. when i opened it, i suffered a cough attack from the cute little dust mites flying outta the book n into my air tube. lolx. then there was this thingy abt gd studying habits, n it's like there was one saying study on bed. started laughing... i m perverse. then there was another one saying to stop when you are unproductive... manx. xr's grp said it, n our grp burst out into laughter. if u r pure n innocent, you wont get it... lolx.
after pccg, xr had 3rd lang. went to the canteen with her n saw some tchers enjoying their lunch there. xr bought jap food. then was like followed her to the bus bay, then went to the library. made a trip back to the canteen after dumping my bag outside the library... bought green tea n mamee monster. haha. then went back to the library. at abt 3, rmbered my science w/s, n ran all the way to the other side of the 3rd floor. there was this tcher who tot i was mad or something... then wanted to borrow winter sonata from the library, but the damn bloody server was down. grrr... reserved the bk. gonna borrow it tml! anyway, gtg alreadi.. bb!
5:32 PM
Monday, September 20, 2004
i have just finished my hw... all the english and maths chpt 4, so shall update then go gobble down my dinner and go sleep... damn tired 2dae. listening to IJ CD rite now... :). 2dae, during assembly, mrs chua was briefing us abt the spring cleaning on thursday. then i was like sorta talking 2 myself outta boredom... i m going mad. then sars told me that we cld scrub the comps 2, then i was like let's scrub the tchers too. regreted saying that.. sars, sai, shlu and mel went into a big discussion, n i got so suspicious i wanted to move to the front after they discussed but they held me and pulled my hair. grrr... then they told mrs ng what i said, n i was trying to plead for my innocence and sanity but she didnt believe me, n said that if i wanted to scrub so much, i cld go to her house and scrub her pots n pans. those idiots... ask them go eat merde. i think pple taking french shld know what it means. but as u all know, anything that comes out in another lang isnt very nice... wellx. then i was so embarrassed. went to tell xr. lolx. had some briefing on cross country. then had PE lesson. manx... PE lesson was sooooooo FUN!!!! CAPTAINS BALL!!! lolx. was joking abt ms chang's name. called her chang e(the moon fairy). too corrupted by the mooncake festival... putting on loads of weight from eating those mooncakes... hehe. then karene was like "who is hou yi then?" then i was like "you LAR, then?" was feeling rather high at that time, so spoke loads of singlish. opps! hate singlish, but sometimes it's like flowing in your veins alreadi... since young, you have been speaking like that... hard to change. lolx. then it's like i played all 3 games... 1st game, we won 6-0. faus was doing she bangs for cheerleading. so funny! then 2nd game, i stretched too much, resulting in some pain in my gastrics. didnt eat breakfast and warm up... so wellx, it's my own fault. so sad... like 2 more mins to end of game, then it became too unbearable, so stopped. then last game, i played after shiru sorta forced me... was against sars' grp, so i wanted to play also. hehe. then sars spent all her attention on shiru, so no one was guarding me. lolx. won the 2nd game, n 3rd game also... yi min!!! the game ended!!! how can u say it was incompleted?!!! nvm... u play games not for winning or losing only... so what's the big deal? haha. was in a damn happy mood for the rest of the time until eng. was so damn boring... all our tests and assignments came back. damn damn... got a B for test only... assignment got B+. so happy! beck got 19 or something and she was elated. started hugging me as i was the person closest to her... then i was like "bernice!! i am not your teddy bear!!!" but she still didnt stop... mrs ng was still in class... for no apparent reason, and xr was helping to give out the stacks of paper on eliz's table. poor eliz... mrs ng piled everything there. then i was like shouting at xr to hurry up, n she was like fine fine, then when we were abt to go out, mrs ng went out. wat's wrong with that psycho freako??? always like this... i m damn mean, but it's like almost everywhere xr n i go, we c her... of course! it's an OMEN!!! totally corrupted by the alchemist... then she lent us a book on the merlin n 2 dragons. xr n i ran down to the library, popped my bk off, then ran to the canteen n we were making loads of noise, complaining that every recess was like a PE lesson... saw mrs ng coming down n i screamed at xr to run faster. lolx. bought some food from the noodle stall, then went up to class to eat. used the noodles as a voodoo doll... imagined mrs ng's face there. xr n i swear that we wld take our vengeance on her n seek our redress! grrr... wont publish what she offended us abt. then was science. ms lye didnt come today... then geog. map work.. so boring. IPW was even worse... wanted to continue writing my story, but cldnt... then was just sitting 2 seats or so behind the tchers.. which included mr derek tan, mrs ee, ms shirley wong, mrs shirley lee, ms chi etc... so it's like i wld b courting doom. the presentations were sorta atrocious... all funny, but it was done in singlish. got pretty disgusted... xr n i were spending the whole 1hr n half spotting the grammer mistakes n stuff. then the 1/10 presentation. that girl who said she was cute... then i was telling xr in a highly audible voice that i thought i lost my appetite for lunch... mr tan spun arnd, as my voice isnt exactly that soft.. n he was so near me.. then he was like smiling away n i was like opps.. lolx. they threw sweets. poor tchers got bombarded with the sweets. hahahahaha. was so funny. xr got a pkt of gummi worms, but she didnt want them so she gave them to me. hehe. finished them up during the presentation. haha. mr tang was so funny... when he said that there were bad guys in the world, n there is one in the white house, everyone was so stunned except like our class? used to mrs ng... n for me, used to mr tang also. elective... then it's like i was telling xr how i agreed with him. lolx... anyway, after skl went to canteen for lunch. then i was such a nice girl n helped mrs ng taped back her torn bk. so nice of me rite? then mengyuan n i wanted to give it to her personally for fear that her precious bk wld get lost if we left it in her pigeon hole, n she happened to walk to the bus stop with ms rowe. then mengyuan n i were like pushing each other to go, n it's like we chased her to the bus stop... then she was like "thank you. y didnt u just leave it in my pigeon hole?" then i was like "we were afraid that it wld be lost" then she was like ok... lolx. then chatted with sharon for a while. after that, went to the library. anyway, gtg alreadi. dinner time! ok, bb!
7:47 PM
Saturday, September 18, 2004
had no time 2 update yesterday, after rushing through our(meaning xr n i) chi culture project. after all, liu lao shi ought to b bowing down 2 worship us for doing it, although we copied most of the stuff off the webby. lolx. loads of pple from our class, prob more than half, had the great audacity not to do it. rmbered that last term, SOME PEOPLE talked abt respect to tchers n all that crap. so not doing ur assignments is called BEING RESPECTFUL TO YOUR TEACHERS. manx... they dun prac what they preach. everything is just pretence. like how many lies have those people said, u wont know. i know abit... but not everything, but wellx.. dun wish to expose them, or the voodoo doll seller or chopper seller wld gain a hugh profit from their sales. lolx. let's recall yesterday. mrs ng was late for skl.. didnt even come for assembly. someone(forgot who) was telling me how she wld b coming in with the late comers to sing the national anthem... lolx. i told shiru n pple how mrs ng might b stuck in the toilet bowl... my actual meaning was that she has a big a**. i know i m being very mean, but how nice has she been to me? hitting me like a punch bag... what's next? judo throwing me down from the 4th floor to the quadrangle? so i decided to get back at her... lolx. just kidding... then she came into the class at the last few minutes of reading period... wearing prisoner's clothes. u know those prisoners from the olden times? they wear the black n white clothes... stricks a chord yeah? i told xr that, n xr said she looked more like a zebra, but i mean, zebras dun have such big a**es rite? lolx... i m being mean. but it is just a JOKE. a JOKE means a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter. i emphasize on INTENDED TO PROVOKE LAUGHTER. but mayb i shldnt do this, for i wld hurt the vulnerable feelings of those who r infatuated with mrs ng, or those who r mrs ng's children(aka xr). n if mrs ng gets wind of this... i m gonna land up in the hospital, being treated for bone fractures n stuff. lolx. then maths. it was damn boring... rotational symmetry is like damn bloody easy, n ms yeo actually spent abt 2 lessons on it??? golly... then was PE. manx... the PAT. our grp got 2 do the softball throw first. guess what? my aiming was so gd that i hit ms chang's legs. lolx. zeena congratulated me for my gd aiming after that... haha. long jump... was ok. lolx. i was telling shiru how smart i was, as she took the front foot of pr, n i was actually the one taking the measurements, n she used the clipboard n hit my head. i was squating down, n she was standing up... it hurt u know. then 700m. i cheated... ran across the basketball court. haha... who cares? then the sprint. i improved by abt 2 secs!!! 8.79 or something... last time was 10.something. yay!!! lolx... then after the 700m run, i emptied abt half my water bottle's contents on my head. xr told me not to, as i wld get sick, but i didnt... lolx. pay up, xr. then art. manx... xr got made fun of for the poster. haahahahahaha. i also got made fun off by shiru n gang... recess. xr n i went to eat, then i tried to go to the comp lab n find info on the siew may audi, n cram last minute info into my pea-sized brain, but just cldnt absorb the stuff... so decided that i wld just flunk the test. then the test was the first thing... arrgh. was late for the thing, as i had 2 run back n get my pencil case. shiru n sai refused to lend me... grr... the first ques was abt some london guy cldnt come to singapore to do the lighting stuff for the siew may audi. state how u wld give him the necessary technical details. then i was like "i would ask him to go to our school website, www.nygh.moe.edu.sg/auditorium and look at the info himself. if he doesnt understand english, i would then tell him abt the fly bars n the lightings." i was in a damn gd mood, so decided to write such crap. n guess what? the 2 marks were to ask him to go to the webby n supply the webby. i cldnt believe it... tot mr tang was kidding, but it was true. i was like stunned... then started rolling on the floor laughing. got 8/10, highest in the level!!! yay!!! haha... then mr tang picked on me to go first for the mime, as i got highest. lolx. shiru n sai were like "stupid mojo". was pretty ok.. loads of laughter from the audience. then it's like it was the last elective lesson... was pretty sad. but was damn happy for the test. haha. chi was next. was reading my bk bhind my ke ben, until niu lao shi started walking arnd the class, then filled my paper with crap. was guessing... haha. science. sorta boring... i learnt everything from my tuition tcher last yr, got to dissect a fish even. so it's like sorta boring... learnt some blood vessels last yr also. then after skl, those stupid descendants of xr saw mrs ng n went to tell her what i said abt her being stuck in the toilet bowl. then xr n i ran off to some where nearby, waiting to bash them up, but in the end i was too hungry n decided to go down. mrs ng was infront of us, n she was like "jolene, i heard that u have been spreading rumours abt me being STUCK IN THE TOILET BOWL..." then i was like lying through my teeth, trying to plead for my innocence by saying that shiru n gang saboed me. xr backed me up, but she didnt believe me... then xr asked mrs ng what her mind sports tcher mrs tan told her, n mrs ng said mrs tan said that xr was cute... i was like laughing away, n that mrs tan happened to come out of the staffroom at that fateful moment. mrs ng pointed her out to us, n xr was like run... haha. mrs ng exchanged a few words with mrs tan. lolx. then we saw that mrs tan, n xr dragged me to the canteen. lolx. then i decided to stay back for the mooncake festival thing, as if i went home earlier than 6, i wld have 2 go home myself, so i decided to stay in skl. b4 that, did the html thing n chi culture project in lab 1 with xr. then xr wanted to go home, n i took the same bus with her 2 coro to grab some snacks from the NTUC there. went back to skl. saw eun n pple there... got sorta irritated by sai when she called me baboon... i mean it isnt very nice to b called such a name rite? it's like everyone is human, n u r a beast or something.. i dun think it's very nice. decided to ignore it, n not share my snacks with her. got sorta pissed with her tt's y. the celebrations started at 6. we students had to sit on the floor n get blocked by the visitors. it's so brainless. they shld get us to sit infront of the visitors instead! the school just doesnt think... so cldnt really see anything. the chinese dance was nice... the rest were rather ridiculous. then the eating part. so boring... walked arnd for a while with eun n peeps, then decided to go read les miserables. was so nice... finished the whole book alreadi. sorta depressing... go read it. damn touching, abt how a foster father's love can just do anything for the daughter, even though she is not his... love can just do anything beyond a person's imaginations. go read it. then went home. mrs ng didnt come... it's like eun must b damn disappointed... but i think that she just said it to make more people turn up. but it's like who wld wanna turn up just to c her kids? anyway, gonna revise alreadi. dunno where to start... like eng, there's nothing to revise. lit, i read the alchemist during the hols alreadi. maths... just the fomulae only... alreadi know all. then science n geog n chi only... mayb i will start with geog, then chi, then science.. after all, i know most of the science stuff alreadi. so shall go start on geog alreadi! ok, bb!
10:38 AM
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
i m back... after a torturous(sp?) day in skl... nothing much during assembly... then was reading period. mrs ng talked to us abt some stuff... cant really remember what, but it's abt the way we think or something like that... was sleeping. hehe... then maths. xr n i were the earliest, n ms yeo was like "so fast?". manx... i was never so enthu abt maths, but wellx... at least had a chance to jalan jalan(walk arnd in malay). lolx. was bored during reading period... mrs ng's incessant clucking... lolx. so wanted to read my bk, but she wld judo throw me outta the window n into the ecopond if i did so... lolx. n i dun want to die so early u know... so wellx, didnt commit suicide. then maths was like ok... rather boring. was irritable again. got sorta pissed with ferly asking so many easy ques... my patience is like draining out.. tolerance also. damn irritable again this wk. anywayx... then lit n eng at one go. manx... was so bloody sleepy. then when mrs ng talked abt the have u got it thingy, the first thing that flashed through my mind was condoms... i m perverted, but it's like heard that in the 70's or so, the AIDs virus was damn strong or something like that.. but it turned out to b some church thing. opps... i m perverse. did unseen poetry. was damn boring... didnt wanna let her c my annotation. purposefully put my hand over the paper... so she decided not to continue waiting for me to move my hand. hahahahahaha. 2 bad... it's like if there's one thing i hate most, it's people poring over my stuff when i m writing. dunno y... get sorta claustrophobic whenever it happens... even with frenz. then mrs ng asked the whole class what they felt, n i was like at a lost of what to say, so just said confused, as i was indeed confused at what to say at that moment. lolx. slept through the rest of the lesson, until the grp work part. cldnt sleep anymore as she was patroling the class. beck suggested the love gets u high thingy... jac n i were like roll eyex... then it's like told jac the wingardium leviosa... then the phone booth lifts up. lolx... i was pretty mad 2dae. recess was spent in the comp lab, then stuffing myself with noodles after that... was late, but niu lao shi was even later. lolx... ran up with xr. then it's like xr wanted to fill her water bottle, so followed her. she was saying abt whether mrs ng wld come out of the lift at that time, n sure enuf, speak of the devil(xr of course...). lolx. then it's like i was like o manx... then just said hi to her n ran back to class. lolx... chi was boring... read the thingy again. poor beck... n ferly also. ferly sorta got fed up with fel... manx. was drawing the IJ crest on the back of the chi announcements that have been sleeping in my file for abt a month or so... u know the one on the progress report? yea. that one. showed my parents, then they said just leave it with me, so it was sleeping there as though there was no tml. then science. was so interesting! the pig... too bad mrs ng came so quickly. *scowls* wanted to look at the rest. boohoo! pccg was dead boring. showed xr the IJ crest i drew from the other end of the rm. hahaha. mrs ng didnt know... she was busy talking to shiru's grp. then our grp finished rather quickly, n xr's too. we did on short skirts, n xr's grp did on the incessant clucking of girls in our skl. was rather useful for xr... since she is the MAIN CLUCKER of the class... haha! then after the lesson, was waiting for xr to sms her friend abt how his piano examiner was, as she was having the same one, but she sent it wrongly to me... was so funny. it's like she said "ok. sent it!" then i received a message... so hilarious. then i asked her y she sent it to me, n she was like i did? *snatches phone over to read* "o ya hor... y did i send it to u?" manx... then mrs ng was reading xr's grp's suggestions, n commented on the one that read "place a big neon sign on the girl n say that she is a clucker" or something... then mrs ng was like staring at us... n saying that it was a gd suggestion. then xr said that she was the one who suggested it, n mrs ng said she wld b the first one to wear the sign. hahaha. was laughing n gloating over xr. btw, abt gloating. during the 10 mins break mrs ng gave us, xr's stupid descendants decided to spray water all over me. in front of mrs ng. then mrs ng was gloating over me, like sorta laughing away... n saying that it is a community toilet over there *points at sars' table* n i said it's more like a communists' toilet. then xr was like gd one... haha. n eunice, u r so gonna die tml for calling the both of us, xr n i, a couple... we shouted at her until the whole building echoed... manx. but i mean, it's the deceased mrs ong's brilliant design... that our voices wld echo... so is that our fault? lolx. then back to after pccg. mrs ng came over, n pretended to snatch xr's phone, replaying the scene. then i was gloating over xr as usual. mrs ng was telling her not to b so violent, n asking y she was like that, as she's the only child. hahaha. then she tried to like snatch my phone after that, but failed... hehe. i dodged. then xr n i went for lunch, with sharon n bao as well. then xr n i went to the library. then went home. duh... lolx. anyway, gtg alreadi. stupid geog research... found out only abt the amnt of money that is awarded to the family. haha. who cares... i did my work kaex? finished my maths as well, chpt 13 n 14, not the test papers. didnt do them... like got it abt 1 mnth ago? lolx. who cares... as long as i pass it up tml. anyway, going alreadi. ok, bb!
8:49 PM
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
decided to post after the exhausting(picked that up from that 1/6 person...) day. shall do my personal recount here. mad over exams... text types. *mimicks mrs ng* lolx. mad again... i seriously do need the asylum very very soon... lolx. during assembly, nothing much happened... except that shiru said mrs ng was like a zebra... her striped clothes(dunno whether to call it a vest or whatever...). lolx. then reading period... was rather boring. except the part where mrs ng commented on xr's glorious n new maths notebook... and abt sars. then mrs teo came in, n said sars had something wrong up there. after that, for some reason, mrs ng came to talk to beck n jac. rhymes rite? then it's like i pretended to b very engrossed in my storybook... was feeling so sleepy n it's like i read that bk b4?? it's like dan brown's bks r not those that r nice to read over again... u know the plot, it gets damn damn boring. so was practically sleeping through reading period. then chi culture. stupid shiru n sai started drawing on my hand when i started sleeping... urrgh! n in marker!!! i cant stand pen marks on my hand, not less markers!!! arrgh... got back at sai, but not shiru... damn damn. science was next. got so damn sleepy... like that was so easy, n ms lye kept repeating it?! nearly slept again... so after the lesson, made a dash to the toilet but found out that it was washing... so had to go to the lab toilets. then maths. got our tests back... i m elated!!! i passed!!! manx... got higher than i expected... hehe. wont say what i got! then geog. another boring lesson.. rural areas, urban areas.. if u added a t infront of the urban, it bcomes turban... i make a joke out of loads of stuff, so wellx... try getting use to me. then recess. went arnd with shiru n pple instead of xr... xr went to the lab, n i knew i wld b killed by her if she read my blog n i was present. so, we put my stinking maths file(didnt bother to clean it up =D) n shiru's into ms yeo's pigeon hole, then went to the canteen. after that, they decided to go visit ms teo n i went with them. then it's like the devised a plan... they didnt tell me, n i got so suspicious... found out what it was. they saboed me to call ms teo out. grrr... then i put up a fight with them, but it wasnt easy... abt 3 on 1. 1 which is pathetic me.. then mr paul tan was there, n i was like screaming my head off... they pulled me n tickled me, so it's like torture... manx. mr tan asked them if they needed help to pull me there jokingly, n i was like noooo..... then he was like what r u all doing here? then i said they want to call ms teo out... but they turned the tables on me n said i was the one... i explained n said they saboed me... then he went in. i tot he wasnt gonna call ms teo, as he asked us to torture me more quietly... x_X. lolx. then ms teo came out. apparently, he called her... then talked to ms teo for a while, then xr came. she nearly killed me.. btw, mrs ng was talking to some sec 2s there, n i started screaming again when she hit me n tickled me... m i that nice to bully? manx... then sars n gang shouted bye mrs the dead one n ran off... so the two of us were left there n we ran off too. xr tried killing me in class, but well, she didnt succeed.... i took refuge in the chi speech rm, although she managed to hit me a few times... in charge of music. hehe. rather nice.... spent the whole lesson practically doing nothing. then took flight immediately after lao shi dismissed us... didnt wanna give xr a chance to take her revenge.. bcoz of the earlier blog post saying mrs ng is her mommy.. that brings me to something. the art thingy. it's like paul tan was at the door of our classrm... was thinking what the hell was he doing there... then went in n saw mrs ng's face red from laughing... after that, xr came back n she twisted my arm.. was damn painful... mrs ng was like "xinrong, u r gonna break her arm u know..." then xr was like "hey! that's a gd idea.." then i was like nooo.... so mrs ng said break it... n xr was like yea, break ur arm... then mrs ng said she had an impt announcement to make, n it was abt xr. abt her art thingy... i told her not to write such corny stuff... i did mine with her... luckily i didnt print it n leave it on my table... but i didnt write such stuff. not like me rite? mrs ng read out the whole thing, n xr was humiliated beyond her wildest nightmares... haha. "mommy is bringing me to the hospital to check on my injuries. daddy n big sis may be missing, but i still have mommy n i know that mommy loves me. NO MATTER WHAT, WE WILL STICK TOGETHER." something like that... corny rite? mrs ng went sorta mad today. lolx. assembly... sars had to give that speech thing. haha... but she changed the entire thing last minute... didnt really like it, it was other pple's ideas n not hers... like everything is some of my friends say... whatever. but at least she was sorta better than other classes... they needed a friend to help them along the way. the 1/8 person wld pass her oral exam with crawling colours. her grammer was absolutely atrocious. was rather disgusted... manx. irritable again. then the 1/6 person, the 1st speaker, had such a wide vocab that all she knew was exhausted. started mimicking that 1/6 person in class, saying how we cldnt even "walk down from the 4th floor to the 3rd floor and back to the 4th floor" n "how exhausted we wld feel". lolx... btw, that mdm dai(sp?) person was saying abt the lift being reserved for "the handicapped, the injured or those carrying heavy stuff..." n u know the tchers dun carry heavy stuff, arent injured... so it only leaves one choice. lolx... no offence to anyone. then had to go make that mooncake thing. had loads of fun... gtg do the stupid maths papers alreadi. ok, bb!
5:52 PM