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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Before I put some pics of Maisy up (it was her birthday yesterday, btw), I found a few 'why did the chicken cross the road' jokes. :)

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

BILL GATES: I have just released MS eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of MS eChicken 2003.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road cross the chicken? Every thing is relative... (I edited this one slightly)

I love the Dr Seuss and Bill Gates one. Our physics teacher told us about the Einstein one, so yeah... HAHAHAHAHA. Seuss always cracks me up.

Anyway, we travel back about 6 months in time to the first month Maisy came to us...


What is this strange silver box? Is it a mysterious box of treats?


It just made a weird clicking noise! I shall attempt to glare it down...



Fast forward about 5 months




As Irene said, anyone'd want to kidnap Maisy after looking at the picture and going 'AWWW'.


Looking at something in intense concentration...


I thought I saw a putty tat... (in case you didn't recognise the reference, it's tweety bird)


Maybe I should join the circus...


On the other hand... The treats are good enough.


There! You guys have asked like a million times, and I'm sorry I didn't have time before. Hope you enjoyed it!

Oh btw, she does look a bit diff now... She just had a haircut last Wed :(. I think the lady poked her leg or something, so she was in pain for a bit last week :(.

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