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Author
The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old
and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
Reality
The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
Zeena, it's the NY one... I checked the online library catalogue.
Anyway, been doing a 'satire' called 'the 101 uses of the clock tower'. For more information, please view my satires site.
People are always more than welcome to add on to these kind of 'satires', and you can do so by either emailing me or tagging (as long as you don't clog it, and make sure I do see it). If you like, you can post it on YOUR own blog and get me to see it.
That's just a suggestion, since most of you wouldn't bother anyway. I'll probably send an email on this too, to make it easier for those who wish to add/reply. And I sincerely apologize if I do not add some ideas due to possible overwhelming responses. Be rest assured that I'll acknowledge you (see example of me acknowledging Sera/Jiaying on my satires site once more) and it will be refined almost daily.
Hmm... Maybe we could try attempting suicide by posting it on 'Montague' next year? (By: the blogging community of class 2/* [censored for safety]) Kidding!