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Author
The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old
and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
Reality
The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
Jiamin: Is that supposed to substantiate your love for Ng? LA= Language arts... Yanne: It is 25th Nov... What an insult. Ng's rumoured birthday (credits to 2/8) is on the 25th Oct... Haha! Kidding. Claire: I was asking it for you, since you're too shy when it comes to your darling... Jiamin: No, I do not LOVE her. Love is the wrong word here, so there goes 2 marks from your essay. I probably only respect and like (I guess) her. Faus: Thanks! And an about one-year early birthday to you too! (Haha...) Yanne: Haha! HISTORY. I was just looking at how much I've matured (more like I've grown more childish), and thought it was quite amusing... Sars: Mrs Tieh's is there... Or do you mean to credit you for the suggestion?
Anyway, I've just realised that I haven't done one on the honourable Mrs Teo... How unlikely could it have been for me to forget her, after she gave me all those (un)pleasant surprises such as HUGS, smacks and the likes. Hmmph. Shall go continue on the jokes now.
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