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The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
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Hates
Almost everything else besides the things mentioned above.
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(parody of that 20 people quiz)
20 teachers you know.
1. Mrs Ng
2. Zheng Lao Shi
3. Mr Adrian Chan
4. Mr Paul Tan
5. Ms Agnes Lee
6. Mr Derek Tan
7. Mrs Heng
8. Ms Lydia Teo
9. Ms Koh
10. Mrs Vivien Chan
11. Chen LiLi Lao Shi
12. Mdm Toh
13. Mrs Tieh
14. Ms Lily Chua
15. Ms Lye
16. Mrs Tan Poh Yee
17. Mrs Teo
18. Ms Chang
19. Mao Liang Liang Lao Shi
20. Mr Gary Tang
How did you meet 13?
When she scolded our class.
What would you do if you never met 5?
Maybe pass my Maths or fail it even more?
What do you honestly think of 10?
I think that she doesn't even know her ex-GEOG rep's name.
Have you ever liked no.3?
Yeah right... Liked seems to be somewhat vulgar here.
If 1 died tomorrow, what is 1 thing that you would like to do?:
How can I answer this as politely as I can... (Laugh at her carcass?) Kidding... Well, if she died, I guess I'll probably be the cause of it. *Snorts*
Would 2 and 11 make a good couple?
I think the only thing that makes them compatible would be their main language...
Do you think 12 is hot?
HOT?! I don't know about this, since she may be in a steam bath or something now...
Would 1 and 17 make a lovely couple?
They already ARE a couple... A lovely yet 'obnoxious' one... (I'll turn into 'lovely bones' soon)
Tell me something humiliating about 11.
Hmm... More about how she successfully humiliated me in one fateful dance lesson eh?
Do you know any of 3's family members?
OBVIOUSLY NOT.
On a scale of 1-10 how cute is 14?
CUTE?! Ugly but adorable? Hmm... About 14? *Cute is seriously the wrong word*
What would you do if 4 just professed his/her undying love for you?
I think I'll get a cardiac arrest, fly to the moon, arrange for daily space shuttles to leave Changi Airport, die without an eulogy/will, celebrate the end of the world and win the 'world cup' for Singapore.
What language does 19 speak?
Mandarin, broken English and perhaps peppered with some Singlish.
Who is 8 going out with?
HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW?!
Would 18 and 5 make a good couple?
See the one about '4 professing his/her undying love'.
When was the last time you talked to 5?
26th of May 2005, at approx 2 pm. (Maths lesson)
What is 1's favorite band?
R.E.M and U2. Don't ask me how I know this.
Would you ever date 16?
That's if it were the end of the world.
Would you ever date 7?
NO DAMNED WAY.
Is 15 single?
As far as I know.
What is 19's last name?
Mao?
What school does 16 go to?
She doesn't go to school except to teach... And we all know it, don't we?
What school does 1 go to?
See above.
Where does 9 live?
Not exactly sure, but probably somewhere around Bukit Timah... She once mentioned it, but I've forgotten.
Would you make out with 13?
Yeah right... I'd probably commit murder before anything.
Are 5 and 6 best friends?
BEST FRIENDS?! I can hardly imagine it...
Is 20 older than you?
Obviously. I am but a mere student.
Is 4 the sexiest bitch alive?
What do you reckon? This is so bloody rhetorical...
I'd better scoot off to write my eulogy before I get slain and my body parts displayed all over the school... (The rape of N******) *SNORTS*
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