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Sunday, August 07, 2005
I was browsing through Sumiko Tan's articles, and felt rather nauseated due to the fact that I am sick and tired (a synonym of lethargic). I am suffering from a bad sore throat that's swelled to the size of a *certain teacher's* large a*s, and a cold. Incidentally, that teacher was the one who was told off on Friday for wearing the wrong colored bra. Anyway, enough digression, let me go back to Sumiko Tan's articles. Perhaps Xin Rong is right that ST pays it's journalists to be bimbotic, for even the normally rather 'philosphical' Chua Mui Hoong recently wrote about how fat she is. For your info, I think she looks like Mrs Ng, from the vivid descriptions she provided my thirsting mind. Indeed, some people may think that it's nice of Sumiko Tan to write about topics such as Blogging being evil or that men are evil creatures, but I do not think that it's interesting. But ironically, I actually yearned to read her articles when I was in Primary 2 or something like that. Just take it that I was young, innocent (really?!) and dumb (and I still am). Add insane and inane in. I really deserve 2 tight slaps for ever liking her articles. But maybe it was because her articles were not like this in the past, and she metamorphosized into someone else, thus writing totally different articles from the good ol' days. Really, how likely's that? Just as likely as Mrs Ng kissing Jiamin (which, I must say, is really probable). And here's the most ironic fact. I am seriously considering working in ST in about 10 years time. Yes, celebrate that I'd be writing articles about my facial or even how much my husband paid for our honeymoon (if I even get married). I myself would hate to look at the real me in the mirror then, though it has nothing to do with how fat I would be in the future. Talk about society putting one through its mold. Well, since Sumiko Tan talked about blogging, I shall talk about it too, though I am not talking about using blogs to report on how evil men are. Nowadays, blogs are only visited (mostly!) if they publish about controversal issues. It's rather sad, isn't it? But my blog is always visited due to how politically-incorrect I am, and how people actually welcome cynicism. Now, I am just assuming that people visit this blog, and do enlighten me if I am wrong. And yes, the school blog is probably visited because something unusual such as teachers blogging is happening. I'd thought that it was just as probable as swearing off dissing the school, but apparently I am wrong, and I apologize. Once again, you can find me off the coasts of Tahiti sun-tanning. Don't you think this brand of sun-tan lotion is good? And special thanks to Claire for her generous compliment, though I think I am unworthy of it. Apparently, I do not think my poems are good, and interpret it as saying that I do not have high self-esteem (Mrs Ng said this of me last year, and my parents apparently quarrelled with her over it) or that I am speaking the truth. Thanks to Jiamin for dedicating that song to me too, though once again, I think I am unworthy of song dedications. Unfortunately, being the snoopy (snoo-pea)-brained me, I am unable to find any songs worthy of anyone, for I only listen to songs society may deem as 'oldies', such as R.E.M, U2 and Guns 'n' Roses, and unless people want me to dedicate rock songs to them, I wouldn't dream of doing so. Well, I could try to look for more songs, but not at the moment. Do keep in mind my poor health. 5:24 PM
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