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Thursday, August 04, 2005
Fine. I shall come clean with what I am so sore about... Obviously, I am really angered b the fact that I spent 2 hours on doing my work last night, and we had an hour to do it during lesson today. It was a competition, similar to that of New South Wales English/Maths/Science/God-Knows-What, with the shading etc... So I spent all my free time last night rushing through the God-damned thing, and today, after my tedious researching, people began being so nice and sweet to me... 'Jolene *in this awfully sweet and artificial voice* what did you get for Ques 1?' Obviously, they said that it was for double checking, but they are not really successful Occlumens, and even a stinking idiot like me could debug their encoding, and well, get down to what they were up to. Obviously, those assh*les did not bother to do their research, and only ended up going after boys like monkeys after bananas, pick lip gloss off the shelves of pharmacies like the product was going to be as extinct as dodo birds tomorrow. I was apparently really unhappy about it, and took no effort to hide my displeasure. But of course, those dodo birds did not know that by twirling my hair unceasingly and clearing my throat incessantly, it meant that I was dropping hints like bird droppings on their head, but with skulls as thick as theirs, it's impossible for them to feel it even if I dropped an atomic bomb on their heads. So, the smarter inner self told me to fake the answers, and that's what I did. *Smirks* I wasn't that dumb to pass them the product of my 2 hours of hard labour... They didn't even say thank you, nor pay my sky-rocketing electrical bill, so why in the name of God should I lend them my work? And talking about Catholics, this is incidentally a Catholic school. What ever happened to reaping what you sow? Well, all I can say is that they're going to fail the whole thing, and that's what they deserve, and I shall cease to mention this in school for fear of being cussed at and jinxed. Not to mention the many voodoo dolls and choppers that would be involved. And it's not like I haven't had enough of problems. I know that I am being so miraculously dumb that I can't even believe myself. Why in the name of the holiest God am I getting so angry at such trivial matters? It is really not worth those few gray strands of hair sprouting off my small pea-brained-head, as well as not worth the steam billowing out of my ears like a steam engine. Nor is it worth the few years off my life, no matter how bleak the future is. I know that this is more comical than angry, but it just seems natural for me to transfer anger into humour. Of course, that's another one of the idiotic ways my wooly brain works. Seriously, just ignore this as though it was just a visit to the asylum. What a warped analogy... 8:58 PM
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