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Saturday, July 30, 2005
This was a joke the priest said today, and I thought it was worth a laugh. He was talking about a long-lasting marriage, and so this was what he said. There was this husband who was celebrating his 25th annivasary that this priest talked to, and well, asked the secrets of a long and successful marriage. The guy (let's call him Scott) said "By always saying 'yes dear'". Scott then continued and said that his wife and himself had wine and companionship every week: He went on Tuesdays, and his wife on Fridays. On their recent annivasary, his wife suggested going to a place they didn't go often, and Scott said 'the kitchen'. And the last time they quarrelled, it was because his wife asked him 'What's on TV?' and Scott answered, 'Dust'.' Then, the priest decided to talk to the wife (let's call her Anna). Anna was wearing her wedding ring on her right hand, which for all ignorants and those who are not love gurus, is the wrong hand to wear a wedding ring. The priest, out of curiosity, asked her why, and she answered, 'Because I married the wrong man'. The priest then concluded that a successful marriage was one that lasted till the husband and wife could no longer resist the temptation of murdering each other. How interesting... 11:00 PM
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