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The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
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The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
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Today's been both a good and bad day.
Finally Chinese test's over! That's a really big burden off my shoulders. Anyway, Lao Shi was writing the names of those who didn't hand their work in, and my beautiful name did not even appear once! Well, I mistook Sheena's name for mine and nearly freaked out. Paranoia reigns.
Because of the sheer relief after the Chinese test, I was rather hyper and that resulted in me being "suicidal". I was so bored when Mrs Ng was going through the trial that I somehow just put my head on my hands and stared at the ceiling. Then Mrs Ng was talking about rhetoric questions, and Irene had just asked me if it was rhetoric questions, and I said yes. Then I told Irene "Irene, let's scream." Mrs Ng happily trotted over and hollered "Jolene, you are very bored during my lessons right?" Of course I had enough sense not to answer, as it didn't matter what I said after all. I just said "you are bursting my eardrums..." Fortunately, she didn't hear me as she was screaming her ar*e off. I then continued in my quest of looking for flying pigs, and when Mrs Ng said something about having Bob Ewell as the president, I just started laughing. She then asked me "Why are you laughing?" Initially, I didn't know that it was directed at me as I always thought that I had mastered invisibility in her lessons, but Seraphina/Irene told me that she was talking about me, so I just looked up at the ceiling again. Mrs Ng then proclaimed that I am a horrible child. Interesting, isn't it? Mrs Ng then talked about social bounderies, and saying that no teacher goes hugging and saying Hi to students. We then shouted that Mrs Teo always does that. Well, Mrs Teo sure broke the social barriers between teachers and students. Right...
That was the first lesson I was picked on. The teachers must be thinking that I enjoy being picked on.
I was inevitably picked on during Chinese speech too. There must have been some special aura around me that went "Pick on me...". Nothing else unless you want to hear the series of unfortunate events that happened to me throughout the lesson.
When we went back to class, we realised that Mrs Teo had written a LOVEly letter to us on the board. It read that she could not make it for our lesson, and wanted us to go to the library for self-study. We were cheering away, professing our deep love for Mrs Teo. While walking to the library, Xin Rong was behind and was saying that she loves the ABSENT Mrs Teo. I was saying that we should all send an email to Mrs Tieh, telling her that we were not in class and asking her to go to the library/class for further details.
I understood the linear graphs, so I ended up being so bored and thus joining Pei Rong and Seraphina in doing some lateral thinking questions from a book they found in the library. Jia Min received the SMS that guzheng had achieved a Gold, and the whole class was quite happy.
By the way, could we use Timmy the Toilet Roll for our class mascot? I was telling Xin Rong, and asking what was the connection between Healthy living and toilet paper. Xin Rong then said that it would prevent your ass from getting abrasion if you used top grade toilet paper, aka Timmy.
Anyway, I shall go off to prepare for the debate tomorrow. I am freaking out! Mr Chan gave us 15 minutes off the lesson before lunch, which is Geography. Alleluia!
6:37 PM