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The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.
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The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.
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yoz pple!just came back from a bloody hell damn horrible day at skl.got humiliated so many times... let me talk abt it here.
First thing in the morning, the gestapo turned me in again. but what's new? gdness... got sorta irritated by someone b4 skl started. shant divulge who though. then was the elections. xr n i innocently thought that there was silent reading, so we walked rite up to the 4th floor n into the classrm. we were so exhasusted... lolx. then it's like mrs ng came walking along with jm. behind us. then i was talking abt how xr's shoelaces coming out in the morning n how mrs ng walking behind us was an omen... n she was like get your alchemist n throw it into the bin n nvr touch it again. we were pretending that she wasnt there... lolx. then she went "xinrong, jolene..." then we were like o shit... she had finished her friendly conversation with jm, so it's like our turn to go to the gallows... then she went "where is 1/8?" then xr stared at me, n i stared back, n we were like thinking "how wld we know..." then xr said that they were in the hall(duh...). lolx. then it's like we carried on walking, n she asked me something but i cldnt hear very clearly over the din the crowd was making. then she was like sorta cornering me... coz xr ran away... then it's like on my right was the railing, on the left was her, infront n behind i was sandwiched btwn people... so it's like strained to hear what she said, n she was like "what did u say abt me?" then i was like "the gestapo must have turned me in..." then she was like "the gestapo?" then i was like ya... then she was like "u said that if i was your pet in my past life, you wld have abused me until i died..." then i was like "i didnt!!!" then xr came back, n she was like raised her hand, n in fact she was like waving to us... tot she wanted to smack me. lolx. she left on the 3rd floor, like fortunately... lolx. had the stupid elections for student councillor... voted for 3 only. xr n i were like critisizing them like mad... it's all the same. then it's like the tcher was like if u care to have a part in the skl's leadership... lolx. ended up reading solitaire mystery after all the tchers left. didnt care abt the crap that they said. lolx. recess. had early recess. lolx. jiaying n i came up with the fact that xr is mrs ng's illegitimate son, n eun was like "yuckx..." then we were damn surprised, for everyone thinks that eun loves mrs ng... but she doesnt. weird rite? nvm... then had some talk by the popcorn grp... lolx. was sorta boring, but had to stick with it... was late, so didnt sit with the class. called eun, n she said that they were in the middle, but we didnt bother to go there. lolx. then had no time for spring cleaning... so it's like ran up to dump stuff, then ran down again. checked the LEAPS thingy... if i knew we werent getting points for the CO concert, i wldnt have volunteered to miss recess, get gastrics n more chances of chronic back illnesses... idiotic. felt so stupid... then ran off after the thingy. suddenly outside the english staffrm, someone said hi to me... i spun arnd, then it's like ms teo was there... didnt know she was in skl, so jaw sorta dropped down... was damn tempted to huh at her, but wellx... then she was like how r u? then i was like ok... then she was like u all playing ah? then i was like no... we just finished checking the CCA stuff... then she was like oh... carry on playing... i was like dotx... nvm. ran back to class... saw eun n karene, n recounted this to them. then they were like "ms teo dao us one lar.." then i was like she doesnt dao anyone... then they were like she doesnt dao u lar... manx. nvm... told pui n she was elated. then xr n i wanted to go coro, but at the library xr rmbered that she wanted to fotocopy some stuff... so decided to eat in skl. ate my popcorn for lunch. with a cinnamon bun n green tea as well... then spent more than 1hr fotocopying the stuff. ate a lollipop in the library. lolx. then xr was speaking damn loudly, n some pple in the library told her off. hahaha. so funny.. then she used up her whole card, n we had to go buy a new one. met beck. she fotocopied some also... then we decided to sit outside the english staffrm n innocently do our wk while waiting for the tchers to come out so that we cld demand the ans keys from them. sat there for abt half n hr, then heard the oncoming stampede. as my back was facing the staircase, cld only rely on xr to tell me... then mrs ng came first,so xr asked her for ans key. then she was like "i dont have it... but i will check it for you?" then we were like ok... then she was like took my pencil case n dumped it on top of xr's flying papers... must go wash my pencil case with detergent later. lolx. then she was like "jolene, you shld stop calling me names as i m so helpful.." i retorted back, saying i was innocent... then mr tang, mrs janet ng n someone else came along, n mrs ng was so nice as to hold the door for them n spread some malicious gossip abt "those 2 chao(smelly in ahsoh lang) siao muggers staying back until now to do wrk..." then it's like mr tang is my elective tcher, n it's like he makes fun of me practically every lesson... abt the dark eyebags thingy, n he was like "aiyo, you all ought to go back n sleep.." i was blushing... then that mrs janet ng was like "u all shldnt study so hard..." omg lorx... mrs ng was gloating over us, laughing away... then xr was like "it's all your fault" at me... n i was like "what?! y is it my fault?" then she was like "bcoz mrs ng wanted to get back at you for calling her names". then she stood up n towered over me, but i m like MUCH taller than her, so stood up n towered over her instead. at that critical moment, ms ong walked past, n i was like planted my ass on the chair immediately... then xr turned arnd, n did the same.. lolx. then ms teo n ms choo came down the stairs, n xr was like wave at her. then i was like turn arnd, n then wave. lolx. then we heard some *familiar* laughter from the staffrm, n it's like we started laughing. then xr saw ms yeo going home, n it's like my turn to ask ms yeo, so it's like no choice, chased her until downstairs, somewhere at the lift... lolx. ms yeo was looking very amused at us... lolx. went back up, then sat down there. after that, niu lao shi came out, n xr was like niu lao shi, ni you mei you zhe ge*points* kao juan de da an? then lao shi was like wo xian zai yao hui jia, bu yao wen wo wen ti... then it's like she said she wld check for us.. lolx. then ms teo came out with the npcc tcher, n i was like wave... lolx. then the other mrs ng came out, n she was like "aiyo, u r all sec 1s only... shld just go home n relax more..." then she was like "you waiting for transport ah?" then i was like ya... then she was like orh... then xr was like there is still 1 more person to come out... then mrs ng came out. xr, shut ur big fat mouth next time. then i was like glare at her, then mrs ng came over... "u shld just go home now..." then xr was like "we r waiting for transport..." then she was like who is waiting for transport? then xr was like jolene... then she was like "what abt u?" then i chipped in, saying xr was waiting for her 'mommy'... n xr was like "dun listen to her crap..." hahaha. lolx. then went off... escorted xr to the bus stop. saw mrs ng in a taxi... i was like gawd... then 174 came, n xr left. i rmbered that we forgot to off the fan, so went up, but a kind soul had alreadi helped us off it. so wellx... then went to wait for mom at the boarding skl... saw mr alex teo n ms ang leaving together... they were having a friendly conversation n laughing away, then i was like look up from my bk... mr teo saw me, then walked off... then he turned arnd n said "shu ning, ni zhen me zhe me wan hai mei hui jia?" then i was like "wo zai deng wo mama lai jie wo..." then he was like "zhe me wan ah?" then i was like uhhuh... then he was like eating a lollipop, so he shrugged then walked off with ms ang. he rmbered my name!!! anyway, gonna start on my hw alreadi. bb!
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