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The author is a paranoid, deranged and cynical misanthrope who records snippets of her life so that she will remember them when she grows old and withered. The identities of any names or initials on this blog are based on the assumptions of the reader unless otherwise specified, and the author claims no responsibility for them.

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The author somehow got into medical school. Yes, you of the general public, shudder and fear the wrath of an inept doctor.

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Reading, Maisy (my dog), tea, writing (albeit badly), piano, music, junk food.

Hates
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 Saturday, September 18, 2004

had no time 2 update yesterday, after rushing through our(meaning xr n i) chi culture project. after all, liu lao shi ought to b bowing down 2 worship us for doing it, although we copied most of the stuff off the webby. lolx. loads of pple from our class, prob more than half, had the great audacity not to do it. rmbered that last term, SOME PEOPLE talked abt respect to tchers n all that crap. so not doing ur assignments is called BEING RESPECTFUL TO YOUR TEACHERS. manx... they dun prac what they preach. everything is just pretence. like how many lies have those people said, u wont know. i know abit... but not everything, but wellx.. dun wish to expose them, or the voodoo doll seller or chopper seller wld gain a hugh profit from their sales. lolx. let's recall yesterday. mrs ng was late for skl.. didnt even come for assembly. someone(forgot who) was telling me how she wld b coming in with the late comers to sing the national anthem... lolx. i told shiru n pple how mrs ng might b stuck in the toilet bowl... my actual meaning was that she has a big a**. i know i m being very mean, but how nice has she been to me? hitting me like a punch bag... what's next? judo throwing me down from the 4th floor to the quadrangle? so i decided to get back at her... lolx. just kidding... then she came into the class at the last few minutes of reading period... wearing prisoner's clothes. u know those prisoners from the olden times? they wear the black n white clothes... stricks a chord yeah? i told xr that, n xr said she looked more like a zebra, but i mean, zebras dun have such big a**es rite? lolx... i m being mean. but it is just a JOKE. a JOKE means a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter. i emphasize on INTENDED TO PROVOKE LAUGHTER. but mayb i shldnt do this, for i wld hurt the vulnerable feelings of those who r infatuated with mrs ng, or those who r mrs ng's children(aka xr). n if mrs ng gets wind of this... i m gonna land up in the hospital, being treated for bone fractures n stuff. lolx. then maths. it was damn boring... rotational symmetry is like damn bloody easy, n ms yeo actually spent abt 2 lessons on it??? golly... then was PE. manx... the PAT. our grp got 2 do the softball throw first. guess what? my aiming was so gd that i hit ms chang's legs. lolx. zeena congratulated me for my gd aiming after that... haha. long jump... was ok. lolx. i was telling shiru how smart i was, as she took the front foot of pr, n i was actually the one taking the measurements, n she used the clipboard n hit my head. i was squating down, n she was standing up... it hurt u know. then 700m. i cheated... ran across the basketball court. haha... who cares? then the sprint. i improved by abt 2 secs!!! 8.79 or something... last time was 10.something. yay!!! lolx... then after the 700m run, i emptied abt half my water bottle's contents on my head. xr told me not to, as i wld get sick, but i didnt... lolx. pay up, xr. then art. manx... xr got made fun of for the poster. haahahahahaha. i also got made fun off by shiru n gang... recess. xr n i went to eat, then i tried to go to the comp lab n find info on the siew may audi, n cram last minute info into my pea-sized brain, but just cldnt absorb the stuff... so decided that i wld just flunk the test. then the test was the first thing... arrgh. was late for the thing, as i had 2 run back n get my pencil case. shiru n sai refused to lend me... grr... the first ques was abt some london guy cldnt come to singapore to do the lighting stuff for the siew may audi. state how u wld give him the necessary technical details. then i was like "i would ask him to go to our school website, www.nygh.moe.edu.sg/auditorium and look at the info himself. if he doesnt understand english, i would then tell him abt the fly bars n the lightings." i was in a damn gd mood, so decided to write such crap. n guess what? the 2 marks were to ask him to go to the webby n supply the webby. i cldnt believe it... tot mr tang was kidding, but it was true. i was like stunned... then started rolling on the floor laughing. got 8/10, highest in the level!!! yay!!! haha... then mr tang picked on me to go first for the mime, as i got highest. lolx. shiru n sai were like "stupid mojo". was pretty ok.. loads of laughter from the audience. then it's like it was the last elective lesson... was pretty sad. but was damn happy for the test. haha. chi was next. was reading my bk bhind my ke ben, until niu lao shi started walking arnd the class, then filled my paper with crap. was guessing... haha. science. sorta boring... i learnt everything from my tuition tcher last yr, got to dissect a fish even. so it's like sorta boring... learnt some blood vessels last yr also. then after skl, those stupid descendants of xr saw mrs ng n went to tell her what i said abt her being stuck in the toilet bowl. then xr n i ran off to some where nearby, waiting to bash them up, but in the end i was too hungry n decided to go down. mrs ng was infront of us, n she was like "jolene, i heard that u have been spreading rumours abt me being STUCK IN THE TOILET BOWL..." then i was like lying through my teeth, trying to plead for my innocence by saying that shiru n gang saboed me. xr backed me up, but she didnt believe me... then xr asked mrs ng what her mind sports tcher mrs tan told her, n mrs ng said mrs tan said that xr was cute... i was like laughing away, n that mrs tan happened to come out of the staffroom at that fateful moment. mrs ng pointed her out to us, n xr was like run... haha. mrs ng exchanged a few words with mrs tan. lolx. then we saw that mrs tan, n xr dragged me to the canteen. lolx. then i decided to stay back for the mooncake festival thing, as if i went home earlier than 6, i wld have 2 go home myself, so i decided to stay in skl. b4 that, did the html thing n chi culture project in lab 1 with xr. then xr wanted to go home, n i took the same bus with her 2 coro to grab some snacks from the NTUC there. went back to skl. saw eun n pple there... got sorta irritated by sai when she called me baboon... i mean it isnt very nice to b called such a name rite? it's like everyone is human, n u r a beast or something.. i dun think it's very nice. decided to ignore it, n not share my snacks with her. got sorta pissed with her tt's y. the celebrations started at 6. we students had to sit on the floor n get blocked by the visitors. it's so brainless. they shld get us to sit infront of the visitors instead! the school just doesnt think... so cldnt really see anything. the chinese dance was nice... the rest were rather ridiculous. then the eating part. so boring... walked arnd for a while with eun n peeps, then decided to go read les miserables. was so nice... finished the whole book alreadi. sorta depressing... go read it. damn touching, abt how a foster father's love can just do anything for the daughter, even though she is not his... love can just do anything beyond a person's imaginations. go read it. then went home. mrs ng didnt come... it's like eun must b damn disappointed... but i think that she just said it to make more people turn up. but it's like who wld wanna turn up just to c her kids? anyway, gonna revise alreadi. dunno where to start... like eng, there's nothing to revise. lit, i read the alchemist during the hols alreadi. maths... just the fomulae only... alreadi know all. then science n geog n chi only... mayb i will start with geog, then chi, then science.. after all, i know most of the science stuff alreadi. so shall go start on geog alreadi! ok, bb!

10:38 AM